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Pandemic of cleaning

If you’re vacuuming more or organizing closets or wiping down door knobs and switchplates, you might be stressed out.

Well, you might be using Lysol wipes like they’re a hot commodity because of CDC guidelines for avoiding COVID-19, but you get my point, right? Some people go into cleaning mode when they’re anxious.

Cleaning is a real response. A study published in Current Biology found a link between anxiety and obsessive cleaning. It’s an effective response, too, because your carpet or closet or door is clean you’re done. If you’re only wringing your hands in worry, all you’ll get is tight shoulders and a headache.

So it is for my Beloved and me in our new condo where we’re sheltering in place. The first thing we do when we move into any new place is clean; even without CVOID-19, we’re not fans of other people’s germy dirt. One reason we chose this particular piece of real estate is because it’s part of rental program; lake lovers can vacation here during the summer when we’re enjoying southern Wisconsin’s temperate climes. To avoid horrible online reviews of how dirty this place is, cleaning is even more imperative so we’ve spent our first few weeks here obsessively cleaning all the weird things in a house you tend to overlook when you’ve lived there a while. It’s just a bonus that all this cleaning helps dissipate anxiety about skyrocketing infection rates and plunging stock portfolios.

If you’re looking for ways to turn your anxiety into purposeful effort here are a few things to clean that are not as obvious as the junk drawer or your bedroom closet:

  • Molding: Before anything was moved in, we washed the walls and molding first to prepare surfaces for the painter. The tops of the window and door molding were covered in years of dust! Also overlooked, the shelves above the hanging rod in closets.
  • bathroom vent

    Bathroom fan vent

    Bathroom vents: This is typically the most disgusting thing in a hotel room, and they’re not that difficult to clean. Remove the cover and scrub it in soapy water. Run some compressed air in the vent.

  • Dryer vent: This might be a whole afternoon project if your dryer is already in place. We installed a new dryer, so it was easy to run compressed air through the house vent. My Beloved also used the air compresser on the vent in the dryer (when the dryer was still outside, waiting to be installed). 

 

  • room vent

    Room vent

    Furnace and air conditioning vents: You’ll probably need a screwdriver to remove these. Scrub the vent, and clean the duct. My Beloved spraypainted the ceiling vents from the bathrooms because they were a little rusty (he performed this messy project in the garage). They look better than new now.

  • Furnace filter: Have you changed yours recently? These filter the air and you need that more than ever right now.

 

stovetop vent

Stove fan filters

  • Vent screens above your stovetop: These are greasy and gross, but ours are removable. I just ran them through the dishwasher. 
  • Ceiling fan: Are you sensing a theme here? If it’s a fan or a vent, it’s probably dirty. Get out a ladder and proceed with dusting it or, if it’s really gross, use soapy water.
  • Refrigerator coils: Yes, this means moving the refrigerator so you can get behind it. Air compressor to the rescue again (I think you could use a vacuum, too. Don’t depend on Minnesota Transplant for this one; best to google how-tos). We don’t think ours had ever been cleaned. My Beloved also removed the grate beneath the refrigerator door and washed it in the bathtub.
  • Kitchen appliances: When was the last time you washed the rotating plate in the microwave? The inside of your oven? How about your blender buttons (tip: cotton swabs)? If vinegar isn’t too dear to you right now, run some through your coffee maker (and then make a few pots with water only or you’ll ruin your morning java).
  • Kitchen garbage can: When was the last time this thing saw soapy water? And if it’s stored in a cabinet? Yeah, it’s probably revolting back there in the dark. Remove everything, vacuum up the coffee grounds and dried peas, and scrub thoroughly.
  • Air conditioner: A professional offered to do this for $400, which was too steep a price for us so my Beloved used his own power washer. Be sure you turn off the power before you try this trick.

cupboard cleaning

  • Cabinets: The knobs on your cabinets are probably disgusting but you’re blind to it. Look closely. Gross. Fill a new pail with soapy water and get scrubbing. If you’re really enterprising, remove the cabinet doors and knobs, sand them down and re-stain them (that’s what my dad is doing with his extra time these days). My Beloved doesn’t have a workspace like Dad, so he used a product called Restor-A-Finish. Just rub it right into the wood and let it soak in. Our cabinets had been so neglected, it took two coats.
  •  The deck: The power washer got another workout on the tile on the deck. Careful! Slippery when wet.
  • Window screens: Windexing the windows, that’s obvious. Removing the screens and hauling them into the shower, now that’s special. My Beloved used a scrub brush and dishwashing liquid.
  • Door bell: Lysol wipe and a Q-tip should do the trick. While you’re out there, look up? Got any bugs in your front light?

Have I missed anything? What strange element of your surroundings is now sparkling because of your anxious elbow grease?

The first step towards getting somewhere is deciding you’re not going to stay where you are

for-sale

Minnesota Transplant is bustin’ a move.

With a few swings of a rubber mallet, the house went on the market today.

Oh, wait. There was quite a bit more involved than just erecting the “for sale” sign.

Like going through every room, closet and drawer to clear clutter and once again put the emphasis on the house again instead of our stuff.

Since we no longer need four bedrooms, we’re downsizing. A lot. And that meant not just packing things up (though I did a lot of that), it meant getting rid of stuff.

I said hello to Marie Kondo’s decluttering method of sparking joy and goodbye to seven carloads of stuff which I joyfully carted to Goodwill and uncounted bags of garbage. I no longer needed seven boxes of books, 18 belts, and more dog toys than the weight of my dog (and you should have seen the paper files I brought to the industrial shredder — oh my!). It feels good to be lighter.

But that sort of life-changing magic takes time. Lots of time. Which is why you haven’t heard much from Minnesota Transplant in that past six weeks.

But I have done a little writing, and if you’re interested in seeing how a real estate agent would describe the house I called a home for the past nine years, check out the website I created to inspire some interest: www.318whiteoak.com. (Oh, any hey, if you know anyone looking to put down roots in northern Illinois, please pass this link along!).

Eventually, the house will sell and Minnesota Transplant will transplant herself again. But my roots might not be so deep. Stay tuned.

Dividends of decluttering

The upside to clearing clutter is finding long-lost valuables. Sometimes one just finds valuable space, but today I found a valuable little treat.

For months, maybe a year, maybe more than a year, I haven’t been able to adjust the volume on my iPod Shuffle. For those of unfamiliar with this now ancient bit of technology, the iPod Shuffle is so small its volume control is part of the headphones. My headphones are well used (and probably got wet at some point). The volume is, well, good for my fragile hearing but not so good for rockin’ — my iTunes are audible but not over the rumble of a passing semi truck.

I spent the entire day today moving books, files and furniture out of my upstairs office. I’ve been working in that room for six years (that’s two home-based jobs, one book and whatever one calls what I’m doing now, either working or screwing around depending on one’s perspective). I threw out a lot of old catalogs and meeting notes (I found an illuminating list from six years ago — maybe I’ll share that tomorrow).

I haven’t sorted the drawers of my desk since I moved in. In the very back of one drawer, behind DVDs demonstrating home parties for now-defunct direct selling companies, two unimpressive digital cameras and three rolls of film, I found a set of Apple earbuds — with volume control! I don’t know why I had this backup — maybe two sets came with the Shuffle or maybe a set came with my iPhone — but I was elated! It was almost as good as getting paid to declutter!

Now I can listen to Helen Reddy, Queen and CeeLo Green at a volume they intended.