The mailbox will have to be fumigated after this unwelcome intrusion.
Look what I got in the mail today.
Part of my profile for this blog clearly states I root for the Minnesota Twins and any team playing against the White Sox. “The Ultimate White Sox Experience” for me would include a thorough butt-kicking of the Sox by the Twins, followed by a fireworks show celebrating the Twins division championship.
Alas, that’s not going to happen this year. But the last thing I need is the White Sox rubbing salt into the wound. Ouch. (I managed to catch the end of the Twins game on Tuesday when they beat the Indians in extra innings. In front of an almost empty stadium. It was that or Oprah Radio at that time of night. That’s the high point of Twins games lately.)
But I have recourse!
It’s a cool app called MailStop.
Pick up your cell phone and look for it now.
I’ll wait. It’s that cool. Go ahead.
It’s free. You really have no excuse.
With this app, all you have to do is take a picture of the mailing portion of your junk mail, and MailStop — via Catalog Choice — will automatically notify the sender that you don’t want to receive their junk anymore!
I downloaded it and set up an account a couple weeks ago in order to stop the increasing influx of baby-related mail addressed to my Beloved (he loves his adult children, but he doesn’t want any more of them!). Somehow last summer, Someone Who Knows got tipped off that my husband was [looking side to side for eavesdroppers] expecting. We started getting fliers from Best Baby Registry and magazine from Baby Talk. I wrote about this surprising and somewhat disturbing development here.
Let me emphasize: My husband is not pregnant.
And neither am I.
And we have no intention of taking that step.
So when I heard about MailStop, I seized on the opportunity to end the flow of car seat- and lactation-related mailings to my house.
And I got my first email today from Catalog Choice, a forwarded message from Carter’s, “the makers of clothing essentials for children”:
Thank you for contacting us about your mailing list information. We’ve updated your record as you requested, but you may receive a few more emails/mailings from us until the change goes into effect. If we can be of any further assistance, please let us know. Thank you!
Is that a clever app or what? Less annoying junk mail. And all it takes is a few seconds to take a picture before you pitch it away.
I can hardly wait for the White Sox to send me a deferential email about removing me from their mailing list. Keep your smug winning record to yourself, thank you.