Knock, knock. Who’s there? Condiments. Condiments who?

My Beloved and I are planning a trip that involves South Padre Island, a rented condo with an empty refrigerator and an extended stay.

Beloved: Do you think we should we bring condiments with us to Texas?

Me (serious tone hiding my snicker): What do we need condiments for? I’m menopausal.

Pause, pause, pause.

Beloved (disdainfully): I said “condiments,” not “condoms.”

Clearly, someone is not taking her ketchup and mustard needs seriously.

A condiment joke only an the Punctuation Police could appreciate.

Condiment joke’s only Punctuation Police Officer’s and  couturier’s can appreciate.

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4 responses to “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Condiments. Condiments who?

  1. Too funny!! Not only that, but they are only for costumers…hahaha!!

  2. You are truly funny!!

  3. Haha, awesome! I truly laughed out loud at this one :).

  4. [insert really funny condom/condiment joke here]

    I love the sign! (And the caption!)

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