Submitted for your holiday music library

To be sung to the tune of “Jingle Bells” …

     Dashing through the snow

     In my brand new orange thongs

    O’er the drifts I go.

     Doesn’t this seem wrong?

     New paint on my nails

     Makes my spirit bright.

     What fun it is to do my thing.

     No pressure to be “right”!

    Oh, manicure, pedicure, I celebrate today

     This snowy day, this holiday in a whole new way. Hey!

     Go to church, then to dine. No need to achieve.

     New traditions with my love on this Christmas Eve.

     Singing Christmas songs,

     Hope we don’t do “Silent Night.”

     Then we’ll eat raw fish —

     Sushi in one bite!

     SUV, we’ll ride;

     We will not travel far.

     The way we’ll finish up the day?

     Drink cocoa, watch “Die Hard.

    Oh, manicure, pedicure, I celebrate today

     This snowy day, this holiday in a whole new way. Hey!

     Go to church, then to dine. No need to achieve.

     New traditions with my love on this Christmas Eve.

 

(P.S. The apt fortune that came with my Broccoli Shrimp and Fried Rice (yes, if you’re counting, that’s Chinese for lunch and Japanese for supper today): “You will do something different this coming weekend.”)

One response to “Submitted for your holiday music library

  1. What a great tradition….love the mani/pedis! Hubby and I went to the gym together. Merry Christmas!

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